The problem with the daily mash is that most of the satire is probably true.
Goodbye Jay Fielden. You couldn’t hold a candle to David Granger, and Esquire went from being an interesting read to almost unreadable within a matter of months of you taking over.
£75M is a ridiculous amount of money for a football player. Still, have a better feeling about this than I did about signing Dejan Lovren.
In the long run it would be cheaper if Liverpool FC just bought Southampton FC.